I’ve been waiting so long to find this.


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cosplay perils

me: *just fucking smears the hotglue on with bare fingers*
me: fire cannot hurt a dragon


My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

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At any given time, the urge to sing “The lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…

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Willam’s Beatdown returns (x)

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I smell trouble brewing

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I glanced at this one girl for a second and smiled and she smiled back and her boyfriend like grabbed her and pulled her and started making out with her and she seemed not into it and I was like wow straight guys are so sensitive and weird lol like I don’t wantcha girl but I do want ha dress and the number to whoever did her nails cuz she is en pointe tonight



why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy

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Primadonna Girl, yeah…image

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